The oldest American punchline, worn straight-faced.
Bold text print on a dark ground. The full phrase, nothing else. No flag, no eagle, no irony signposting — the slogan does the work.
You already know what it means to wear this. So does everyone who reads it.
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly blend). Retail fit. Direct-to-garment printed.
Moral Fabric. Presence is platform.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
